Sometimes I think it would be fun to shoot for a newspaper and be on the edge of breaking news, or even writing for one. However, I’d have a hard time narrowing down headlines for my articles. Here’s my finalized list for what the headlines I could use for a write-up on Jake and Emily’s amazing wedding this weekend..
-The Ringbearer was hitting on the Bride
-Turns out you can be a world class usher on crutches
-Let’s just finish the sand ceremony later
-Wedding party did everything I said, and then a bit more
-Tiny bridesmaid carried into the reception unceremoniously
-Serious struggle to cut the cake is rescued by doughnut ball exchange
-Bride never stopped smiling and laughing
-Mariachi Band rocks wedding jams
-Photo props were all over the dance floor
-The Macarena never had it so good!
-Photographer divulges a desire to never leave reception due to the amazing company, and doughnuts for days
Yeah, see, I’d be a terrible writer, but maybe I’ll keep chasing that dream of photojournalism. Thanks for giving me some glorious fresh content you lovebirds! Enjoy your sampling!