Sometimes I think it would be fun to shoot for a newspaper and be on the edge of breaking news, or even writing for one. However, I’d have a hard time narrowing down headlines for my articles. Here’s my finalized list for what the headlines I could use for a write-up on Jake and Emily’s amazing wedding this weekend..

-The Ringbearer was hitting on the Bride

-Turns out you can be a world class usher on crutches

-Let’s just finish the sand ceremony later

-Wedding party did everything I said, and then a bit more

-Tiny bridesmaid carried into the reception unceremoniously

-Serious struggle to cut the cake is rescued by doughnut ball exchange

-Bride never stopped smiling and laughing

-Mariachi Band rocks wedding jams

-Photo props were all over the dance floor

-The Macarena never had it so good!

-Photographer divulges a desire to never leave reception due to the amazing company, and doughnuts for days

Yeah, see, I’d be a terrible writer, but maybe I’ll keep chasing that dream of photojournalism. Thanks for giving me some glorious fresh content you lovebirds! Enjoy your sampling!